- beer (and sometimes steroids) makes everything better
- when faced with a consultation that you don't know what to do about, blame another organ/subspecialty with which you're not involved/responsible for
- nausea and vomiting is (almost) never a good reason to call a gastroenterologist
- some people just can't handle a tummy ache
- (dr.) commander flatus' sign: a patient who presents with magic marker drawing on their body parts to illustrate where their pain is may need a psychiatry consultation in addition to a workup for their pain
- when commander flatus leaves town, his patients will simultaneously crump. the likelihood of this occuring increases logarithmically as the purpose of the trip increases from cme to vacation.
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